what a day
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i took something yesterday. still not quite sure what it was. some natural stuff. i couldnt stay away from the Man In Black all day. not to mention, that it was the best sex ever. twice. i am covered in scratches and bruises. sooo worth it though. i cant wait to have him again.
my Partner In Crime invited me over this morning. i took some pictures for her. i wanted to do so much more….
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they never showed up. We haven’t heard from them. Oh well, time to look again…
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So we signed up for a dating website. Couple seeking women. I am excited. Of course he is too. I can’t wait until he gets home and we check the account!
We found someone else. A couple. They will be meeting us tonight. Will they show? It is a mystery!!!!!!
Tags: couple, dating, internet, mystery
Five O’clock World
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So not much has been going on except the ever increasing apearance of laziness on my part. I have not acctualy been lazy, but no one can see how hard I have been working. Today I am going to focus on what everyone else sees until I have a sparkely house. Haven’t had that in a few weeks, and I know the Man In Black is getting tired of it. Hell, I’m tired of it. I don’t know what to do though. I don’t feel well. Ever. I can’t eat and when I do, I just throw it all back up anyway. Not intentionaly. I just can’t hold food. Therefore, I don’t feel well, so I don’t have the energy to do the work that I need to do. Anyone else see my conundrum?
Tags: food, housewife, sick, wife, work
There’s Not an App for That
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So I got started in the sex toy selling business. Not sex toys, intimacy enhancing products. I wanted a few business applications for my Ipod touch. I wanted to listen to the voice confrences, so I looked for one that would allow me to do that. There wasn’t one. Crap. The few I did find, don’t even work now. They try to pull up but then exit right away. I have tried to reset the stupid thing but it just doesn’t want to work. So now on top of house work, mommy work, wife work and work work, now i have to fix my stupid Ipod so I can get back to business. I am in the middle of cooking lunch, so more to come later.
Tags: app, applications, apps, housewife, Ipod, Ipouch touch, mom, mommy, sex toy, wife, work
absent parenting
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I have three children. Two boys and a girl. I am worried that I don’t spend enough time with the oldest. He is nine. Nerf Blaster (he came up with the name himself. too cute!!) Anyway, I was watching George Lopez, and I was wondering if I am going to have the relationship George has with Benny on the show. I don’t want any of my children to hate me. I want them to have good memories, and I am wondering if NB will have any…..
Tags: bad mom, children, memories, parenting
A hard days work
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Thursday Febuary 25, 2010
I slept in this morning until 0500. That two missing hours started two fights before the Man In Black even left for work. Work is not being very nice to him at all. Start early in the morning, and by the way, you won’t get off until 0100-0300. Fucksticks. All of them. A man’s place is with his family, the job should come second. But thats not how they see it. I should be working right now, but I have been cleaning and studying all day. Now I am babysitting on top of it. Not that I mind, it gives middle child someone to play with.
I am waiting for my friend to come over right now. She comes everyday. I love hanging out with her, she’s awsome. Absolutly beautiful. Middle child is behind me in my chair right now massaging my shoulders. Too cute. “Does that feels good mom?” Only good is more ‘goooood’ and yes, he said feels not feel. He has moves on to his brothers cards now. He looked up and said “I like you mommy” not love, like. What does that have to say about my parenting? Yeah, I don’t have much faith in myself as a parent. Or anything else for that matter.
I am supposed to be going to get my G.E.D. Now granted, I am a very smart girl. I am just afraid of failure. So I don’t do it. But, wouldn’t that make me a failure as a role model to my children? Plus, I have told you before, I have found my perfect career. That could have something to do with it. Back to the kids for now. More to come later. )!(
Tags: babysitting, housewife, kids, military, sahm, wahm, wife, work
go figure
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I got internet (ok, so i am stealing from a new neighbor) and I finished setting up for my business stuff. Now my computer keeps screwing up. Just my luck. Now I must quit messing with this thing and go clean up the house before the Man In Black comes home…
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Pre-interweb journal
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Hi! I am hoping to soon call you friend. This is a sort of journal I was keeping the few days before getting the internet. I hope you enjoy what you read, and keep coming back!!
The Not So Average Housewife
Saturday Feb. 20, 2010
I finaly got my computer set up. Just waiting on the internet that will be here tonight, and I am good to go. I will get to start selling sex toys again. What better job could a girl ask for? (insert smart ass comment) I should probably go put some money in the cursing jar for saying that, but if you won’t tell, I won’t. Anyway, back to the job. I have become quite spoiled lately, in many many ways. I would like the funds to keep it going, as well as spoiling my sexy Man In Black. I have plans for my first month already. I am going to be buying a sex swing and some accessories to go with it for Him. I am also buying a kitty costume. Just for Him. There is not much to it, but He will love it. It even comes with feaux kitty fur cuffs. Hot Hot Hot. I can not wait to spoil Him. Today He is working. Kind of lol. He is out having fun. I am supposed to be getting a shower right now so that I am ready for Him to come home. We are going out tonight. He will spoil me some more. I am hoping to go to an Irish Pub that we have been talking about going to for awhile now. Then I want to go to a back woods bar that no one really knows about. We talked about that one too. MMMM I love spending time with Him by myself. I guess I should go get that shower now. Why would I ever want to procrastinate on a day like today?
OK….so I should be in the shower right now, but I needed a towel. They were in the washer. Crap. So I have them in the drier now, and then I did some more cleaning. And I talked to a friend I haven’t heard from in awhile. I don’t have a nickname for her right now. We will come up with one later. Now this friend, I have never acctually met her. Neither has the Man In Black. We have talked to her online, and I have talked to her on the phone. She is sending me a picture of herself in a little while, because I don’t know what she really looks like. Sounds crazy, I know, but these days I guess everyone does it. She may even meet us somewhere to finaly meet tonight? I guess we will see…..
Sunday February 21,2010
Ok, so here it is, ten in the morning. The kids are at the babysitters still, and the Man In Black is upstairs sleeping. We did not go any where last night. The girl couldn’t make it, and then I lost my ID. I was smokin hot last night too. Oh well, I still enjoyed spending time with Him.
The guy never showed up to install our internet either. I tried calling the company, but they were closed. Isn’t that sweet? Customer satisfaction at its finest. Perfection.
Speaking of perfection……I found pictures last night that I want Him to take of me. I thought of more this morning. The ones I thought of would be me wearing a pair of black and white pinstripe panties (they are soooo sexy!!!) and one of His black sexy button up shirts. The shirt would be unbuttoned and open enough to show my stomache and part of my breasts, but closed enough so you can’t see anything else. I love it when He takes pictures of me. It means there is nothing else on His mind, and He is focused on me. Plus they turn out really well when He does.
I think I am going to go crawl back into bed with Him for a little while. Maybe I will wake him up….
That didn’t go quite as planned. He isn’t feeling well again. He is hungry, but I am not quite sure what to feed him. What does he want? Hmmm. I will ask him in a few minutes after he takes the dog out. Dog…we shall call him….Nemisis. We fight constantly, Nemisis and I. That works out, because sometimes, i feel superhero. Oh yeah, I said it, I feel superhero. Sometimes I feel ninja or sometimes I feel like I am in horror flicks or chick flicks. Sometimes porn lol. My life feels like porn sometimes. Who in their right mind would ever say something like that? This girl, thats who.
I want to interview Sue Johanson from Talk Sex. I would love love love to have her job. Maybe a sex therapist. That would be a fun job. Acctualy that would be the perfect begining of the perfect carreer for me!! I am going to talk to the Man In Black right now about it. I will let you know what he says!!!
He agreed. It is the perfect career for me. So off I go to get a few things done around the house, and call the internet company to find out why they did not come yesterday.
Internet company was closed. I guess that is one more thing for me to do tomorrow. No big deal, shouldn’t take too long. We went fishing tonight with some friends of ours. It was fun. Bug is sick now though. And since I lost my ID, I had to ride in the trunk to get back on post. Good times, let me tell ya. I emailed a girl today. His friend. I don’t remember her real name right now. It was some chick that was trying to talk to someone else and getting ahold of Him instead. The exchanged some pictures, I still have no idea what she looks like except she has tattoos. We will call her pumpkin. I don’t mind that they talk and exchange pictures, as long as he tells me everything, and she is not flying out here to see him, I have no problem with it. I am probably going to be talking to her a bit as well. I am looking for a girl right now. Someone who I can do my thing during the day and the Man In Black can join us when he is home. As long as I still get my attention, and I am still the favorite, I don’t mind. I just don’t want her to be amazing and I don’t matter anymore. But I don’t tell Him that. He loves me, I know he does. And that is what makes all of this ok. The fact that I know we can do our thing, and have fun together, and I don’t have to worry about him leaving me. I guess that’s enought tonight. I am going to go smoke out then spend some time with my sexy beast alone.
Monday February 22, 2010
Good Morning Fayettnam!!!!!! muahahahah!!! It is 0720 and I have been up for a few hours getting ready for the day. Do laundry, get the Man In Black up and ready for work, get the oldest child up for school. This morning the Man In Black told me that Serenity has been banned from his work. Fabulous.
OMFG!!!! I was told I would have internet saturday. no internet. i am on the phone with the company right now and come to find out that is just a due date they had to come up with for someone to condition the line!!!! they dont know when it will be but it takes a long time. so i am trying to cancel everything and get my money back. we will go with someone else. please excuse my typing, i am really really mad.
The guy said it should be on tonight. OK, sooo….What do I do now? He hung up on me!!!!!!!!! So now I have to call back and deal with these bitches again!!! OK so now they are saying it will be a few days. again. so i told her i want to cancel it. The Man In Black told me not to. But he wants me to call back again and tell them that something better be done by tonight. Crap. I hate these phone calls
Tuesday February 23 ,2010
I was not feeling well last night so I haven’t gotten much done. If it wasn’t for my friend being here to help then the house would be trashed. Still no internet. Not much anything interesting so far, besides the good time I had with the Man In Black last night after I woke up from my nap. I am going to try to get ahold of the internet people then I have alot of cleaning and picking up to do. Seems like I am always running behind anymore.
Wednesday February 24, 2010
Is it me, or is time nonexistant? Everytime I try to do something, I never have enough time. I need to do everything all at once, and none of it can wait….
I am hoping to go buy a new camera today. We need one for general use, but I think it is time for Him to take new pictures of me!!
Tags: housewife, Man In Black, military, sahm, sex toys, wahm, wife
